May 19th, 2013 at 12:57AM

Forgot how delicious root beer is

May 19th, 2013 at 12:08AM
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May 18th, 2013 at 9:55PM

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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May 18th, 2013 at 12:26PM
It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt. — Tom Gates  (via arabarabarab)

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May 16th, 2013 at 1:47PM

multipack:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y

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May 13th, 2013 at 11:17PM

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May 13th, 2013 at 11:05PM

pugswhisper:

Gardening is exhausting when you’re a pug.

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May 13th, 2013 at 10:56PM

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May 13th, 2013 at 10:22AM

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May 11th, 2013 at 12:49AM
ArtistDark Lotus
TitleTaste Of Blood
AlbumTales From The Lotus Pod
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May 10th, 2013 at 9:44PM

Pretty heat lightning right now. Calm wind and fast cars. Lemon ginger tea, bowl, cigarette. I want a bike. Both kinds. Bicycle & scooter (ha, bike?)
I’m almost all caught up with how I met your mother and I’m sad. I don’t like sleeping when she’s at work. Her work gets dangerous, believe it or not. Want to smoke more but should save.

May 10th, 2013 at 9:38PM
itsvondell: sometimes birds lie about their necks

itsvondell:

sometimes birds lie about their necks

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May 10th, 2013 at 8:58PM

on a big early release tim mcgraw kick for some reason. of of his songs came on shuffle and i can’t get enough. kind of sort of out of character for me. random thought is all. xanax, weed and magic hat #9

peace out bitches. i don’t say much on here, venting wise; but here’s that.

my poor love is working overnights. our relationship is very strong, despite the different sleep schedules. words cannot describe how lucky i am. there’s always karma to be considered, somehow 1% chance that the shit i’ve done will bite me in the ass. i however, believe her and i are as capable of doing everything right. if that doesn’t happen, then so be it. right now, it’s pitch perfect. i love you, H

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May 9th, 2013 at 11:13PM

ranlay:

  • YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR DOING SOMETHING WRONG
  • YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR SAYING SOMETHING WRONG
  • YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT FOR NOT KNOWING SOMETHING
  • YOU AREN’T AN IDIOT
  • YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING AND I LOVE YOU SO, SO MUCH

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May 8th, 2013 at 12:27PM
Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible to be wholly alive with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell. And when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough. — Ernest Hemingway (via werqit)

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